May 16th, 2006

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I'm about to make a pie. The crust is made from cocoa and chocolate cake crumbs and crushed up walnuts and TONS OF BUTTER, and the filling is made from semi-sweet chocolate, heavy whipping cream and rum. I think the rum might make it taste like crap, but once we cook it the alcohol will be cooked away so maybe it won't taste crappy anymore.

After I make a pie I get to work on my WONDERFUL project. Don't get me wrong, it IS a fun project, it's just that it's SOOO LONG. I have to create a "Dessert Restaurant" and I have to have a theme, and keep with the theme for my menu. Anyhow, (surprise surprise) my theme is rock music. I'm sticking with classic rock, because that's the kind of thing that would be most popular if it were a real restaurant. Anyhow, I took song names and band names and substituted dessert words into the titles- check it out!

No more Mr. Nice Pie (No More Mr. Nice Guy- Alice Cooper)
Piece of my Tart (Piece of My Heart- Janis Joplin)
Old Lime Rock n Roll (Old Time ROck n Roll- Bob Seger)
Another one bites the crust (Another One Bites the Dust- Queen)

Lucy in the Pie with Diamonds (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds- The Beatles)
Tom Petty and the Tartbreakers (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers)
Mousse Springsteen (Bruce Springsteen)
Cream Brulee (Cream)

Peach Floyd (Pink Floyd)
Pearway to Heaven (Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin)
Whole lotta puff (Whole Lotta Love- Led Zeppelin)
The ALmond Brothers (The Allman Brothers)

Welcome to the Crumble (Welcome to the Jungle- Guns N Roses)
More than a peeling (More Than a Feeling- Boston)
Back in Black Forest (Back In Black- AC DC)
Nights in White Chocolate (Nights in White Satin- The Moody Blues)

Frozen -
Rocky RHoads (Randy Rhoads)
Chilly Idol (Billy Idol)
Sundae Bloody Sundae (Sunday Bloody SUnday- U2)
Just Like ParadICE (Just Like Paradise- David Lee ROth)

Healthy -
Bohemian Raspberry (Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen)
We're not gonna bake it (We're Not Gonna Take It- Twisted Sister)
Whitecake (Whitesnake)
Bon Bon Jovi (Bon Jovi)

And NOW I have to make my menu, with all of those desserts on it.
ANd it's due tomorrow :P
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